President-elect Donald Trump has struck again with a cunning money-making scheme. MAGA-fans can now smell just like the white-haired American by purchasing his Fight Fight Fight cologne and perfume.
Following the failed assassination attempt on Trump in Pennsylvania in July, the now president-elect said the immediately infamous words “Fight, fight, fight!” Even though that slogan isn’t exactly confidence inspiring nor worthy of a literature prize, the catchphrase has now been promoted to become the name of a perfume and cologne line.
Of course, the fragrances were launched just in time for the Christmas season, making sure as many MAGA-fans would purchase it as a gift and thereby contribute to its financial success. At $199 a bottle for both the perfume and cologne, the products aren’t exactly cheap. And yet, a few days after its launch, both have already sold out, with more pre-orders now available for shipping scheduled in February.
If you’re wondering what the president-elect actually smells like – other than tanning spray of course – well, we can’t help you. Although both the perfume for women and the cologne for men come with their own description, those aren’t of much help.
“For women who embody strength and grace, like President Trump. This scent is your call to action. With Trump’s iconic image and raised fist, this limited-edition perfume represents confidence, resilience, and victory”, the perfume’s description reads. “Crafted for those who rise to every challenge, this elegant scent blends delicate floral notes and a burst of citrus for an elegant finish. Presented in a stunning white and gold bottle, it’s more than a fragrance—it’s a symbol of determination. Inspired by Trump’s unwavering spirit, wear it as a reminder to take on the world with poise.”
“For Patriots who never back down, like President Trump. This scent is your rallying cry in a bottle. Featuring Trump’s iconic image and raised fist, this limited-edition cologne embodies strength, power, and victory. Crafted for those who stand tall, this bold scent delivers rich, robust notes that leave a lasting impression. It’s not just a cologne—it’s a symbol of resilience. Inspired by Trump’s relentless drive, wear it with pride and confidence”, the cologne is described.
As one might expect, Trump also took to his own social media TruthSocial to celebrate the launch. As tastefully as ever, he used a picture of him sitting next to First Lady Jill Biden at the opening of the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris to promote the fragrances, a picture accompanied by the words: “A fragrance your enemies can’t resist.”
